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WEDDING RINGS: world's smallest handcuffs!!

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Your Wallet: The One Place Democrats Are Willing To Drill...

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The husband is the head of the house and the wife is the neck of the house but the head turns the way the neck wants!!

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I can't hear you, so I'll just laugh and hope it wasn't a question.

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ME: "I talk to myself." ME: "Me too."

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FAT PERSON: the problem is, obesity runs in my family. DOCTOR: no, the problem is, no one RUNS in your family!!

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Before judging a man walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? He's a mile away and u got his shoes!

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Ven men zol geben far de mener tzi machen peisoch'ig, in far de balebustes tzi boien de sikah, volten beida ungehoiben erev peisoch

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U Wake up,U get up,U stand up,U sit up, Hands up! Heads up! 7up Ketchup,U back up,U walk up Shut up Hurry up Pick up And U still DOWN

לא זכיתי להבין את הבדיחה. אנא הסבר.

I didnt get it either.

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"Last Words"

"Ha! You don't have the guts to pull that trigger."

"No, honey, that dress does not make you look fat. YOU make
that DRESS look fat."

"This vest is totally bullet-proof. I'd bet my life on it."

"Whoops."

"Hey, everybody, watch this!!!"

"Sure I know how to fly a plane. I just don't know how to
land one."

"Oh yeah? You don't look so tough."

"Yes, I'm sure it's perfectly safe."

"No worries. Those cannibals are vegetarians."

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"Hey, everybody, watch this!!!"

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