שמייכעלדיגע טעקסט מעסעדזשעס

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איז שוין דא אזא אשכול? אויב יא ביטע ציצייכענען אין ציזאם שטעלען איך האב געזיכט אין נישט געטראפן איז איך וועל אנפאנגען מיט אפאר:

There should be an “I’m cooking” button on smoke detectors
I like when i buy a bag of air, and the company is nice enough to put some chips in it
I never scream for nothing, there is always a reason for it, most commonly because I'm in a bad mood...
I couldn't take my neighbors loud arguments anymore.. so I broke into their house and folded his talis.
( ? A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. (possible
Dear heart, please stop getting involved in everything. Your job is to pump blood, that's it; not to catch feelings.
Did you ever kiss your smartphone when closing your Siddur app?