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אויף לי עוו האב איך געזען יעצט איינע פארשטעלט ווי א clown, Lol. עפעס massive!!!
כ'גיי יעצט ארויף צו מארסי העללמער זען וואס דארט קומט פאר.....!!!

ביטע פארמעקן דעם אשכול, עס שיינט צו זיין א שרעקליך פלאפ פון אן אשכול

קים אריין קלאר שיק א פיקטשער שנעל

UPS in קרית יואל

¿ʎpɐәɹlɐ ɥɔnɯ ooʇ ʞuıɹp noʎ pıp
¿ɹәʌo әuoɥd ɹnoʎ бuıuɹnʇ noʎ әɹɐ ʎɥʍ

פארוואס אזוי שטיל דא היינט?

וואס טוט היינט שבת אחים?

ליפא האט געשריבן:ביטע פארמעקן דעם אשכול, עס שיינט צו זיין א שרעקליך פלאפ פון אן אשכול

גראדע איז די אשכול זייער אינפארמאטיוו

קאווע טרינקער האט געשריבן:פארוואס אזוי שטיל דא היינט?

א הונט שמעקט אפילו נישט אריין דא היינט

קל וחומר האט געטיילט לאליס היינט...

און וואס טוה איך?
איך ווער משוגע פון ליידיג גיין.
וואס טוט יעדער היינט, פון 3'ע און ווייטער??

קאוועלע... קום נאר צו מיר... אוי וועלן מיר טאנצן....

BIRTH

ORDER OF CHILDREN
1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your OB/GYN confirms your pregnancy.
2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible.
3rd baby: Your maternity clothes ARE your regular clothes.
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Preparing for the Birth:
1st baby: You practice your breathing religiously.
2nd baby: You don't bother because you remember that last time, breathing didn't do a thing.
3rd baby: You ask for an epidural in your eighth month..
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The Layette:
1st baby: You pre-wash newborn's clothes, color-coordinate them, and fold them neatly in the baby's little bureau.
2nd baby: You check to make sure that the clothes are clean and discard only the ones with the darkest stains.
3rd baby: Boys can wear pink, can't they?
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Worries:
1st baby: At the first sign of distress--a whimper, a frown--you pick up the baby
2nd baby: You pick the baby up when her wails threaten to wake your firstborn.
3rd baby: You teach your three-year-old how to rewind the mechanical swing.
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Pacifier:
1st baby: If the pacifier falls on the floor, you put it away until you can go home and wash and boil it.
2nd baby: When the pacifier falls on the floor, you squirt it off with some juice from the baby's bottle.
3rd baby: You wipe it off on your shirt and pop it back in..
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Diapering:
1st baby: You change your baby's diapers every hour, whether they need it or not.
2nd baby: You change their diaper every two to three hours, if needed.
3rd baby: You try to change their diaper before others start to complain about the smell or you see it sagging to their knees.
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Activities
1st baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics, Baby Swing, Baby Zoo, Baby Movies and Baby Story Hour.
2nd baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics.
3rd baby: You take your infant to the supermarket and the dry cleaners.
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Going Out:
1st baby: The first time you leave your baby with a sitter, you call home five times.
2nd baby: Just before you walk out the door, you remember to leave a number where you can be reached.
3rd baby: You leave instructions for the sitter to call only if she sees blood.
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At Home:
1st baby: You spend a good bit of every day just gazing at the baby.
2nd baby: You spend a bit of everyday watching to be sure your older child isn't squeezing, poking, or hitting the baby.
3rd baby: You spend a little bit of every day hiding from the children
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Swallowing Coins (a favorite):
1st child: When first child swallows a coin, you rush the child to the hospital and demand x-rays
2nd child: When second child swallows a coin, you carefully watch for the coin to pass.
3rd child: When third child swallows a coin you deduct it from his allowance!
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Pass this on to everyone you know who has children .. . .. or everyone who KNOWS someone who has had children. ...
(The older the mother, the funnier this is!)
GRANDCHILDREN: God's reward for allowing your children to live!
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און וועלכע פון די דריי וואקסט שענער אויס?

When Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's "art" and "music". When I do it, I'm "wasted" and have to leave Home Depot.