קאווע שטיבל

קוואוטס פון אמאליגע און היינטיגע צוגלייך, איבער אלעס און אלעמען. איך הייב אן מיט א היינטיגן.

There are known knowns; there are things we know that we know"
known unknowns; that is to say there are things that, we now know we don't know
"But there are also unknown unknowns – there are things we do not know we don't know
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United States Secretary of Defense, Donald Rumsfeld

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/There_are_known_knowns

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIJUIWUYLVg

"Be miserable like everyone else, you'll be happier in the long run"
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Michael Savage

“You don't have a soul. You are a soul. You have a body.” -C.S. Lewis

געוואלד געשריגן האט געשריבן:“You don't have a soul. You are a soul. You have a body.” -C.S. Lewis

דארף מען וויסן פשט אין נשמה שנתת בי.

"If you're not an Arony at 20 you're insane, if you're not a Zali at 35 you have no brain"
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Zeir Zohov

Lust is what keeps you wanting to do it even when you have no desire to be with each other
Love is what makes you want to be with each other even when you have no desire to do it
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Judith Viorst

"Liberalism is a mental disorder"
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M. Savage

ונבנתה העיר האט געשריבן:

געוואלד געשריגן האט געשריבן:“You don't have a soul. You are a soul. You have a body.” -C.S. Lewis

דארף מען וויסן פשט אין נשמה שנתת בי.

it's not a Jewish quote

זר זהב האט געשריבן:"If you're not an Arony at 20 you're insane, if you're not a Zali at 35 you have no brain"
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Zeir Zohov

על משקל פתגם אבי החכמים Winston Churchill:
.If you're not a liberal at twenty you have no heart, if you're not a conservative at forty you have no brain

אמת, אבער נישט אינגאנצן. מיין קוואוט איז ביי 35, מילא קענעך נישט געבן די קרעדיט פאר טשוירטשיל...

ווייל ביי די 35 האט מען נאך אביסל פונעם טפשות וואס מען האט געהאט ביי די 20...

“There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.” -Albert Einstein

"Ninety percent of Rodney shul worshipers are on pills, the other 10% are the trouble makers"
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Kuni Rottenberg Zt"l

"As per Kuni's quote, i would assume that a 100 percent of Hooper shul worshipers are on pills"
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Zeir Zohov

"You know you're in love when your heart is making more sense than your head is"

זר, וואס איז מיט דיין חתימה?

האלטס'ט ער וואלט עס נישט געזאגט?

לץ.

יישר כח פארן אויפמערקזאם מאכן!
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"ער מיינט אז אויב ס'איז אין ענגליש דארף מען עס נישט לייגן אין צימעס" - יידל

יידל האט געשריבן:"ער מיינט אז אויב ס'איז אין ענגליש דארף מען עס נישט לייגן אין צימעס" - יידל

Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.
Ronald Reagan
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The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
Ronald Reagan
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Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement.
Ronald Reagan
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The best minds are not in government. If any were, business would steal them away.
Ronald Reagan
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Peace is not absence of conflict, it is the ability to handle conflict by peaceful means.
Ronald Reagan
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Heroes may not be braver than anyone else. They're just braver five minutes longer.
Ronald Reagan
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Status quo, you know, is Latin for 'the mess we're in'.
Ronald Reagan
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A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.
Winston Churchill
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A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
Winston Churchill
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Too often the strong, silent man is silent only because he does not know what to say, and is reputed strong only because he has remained silent.
Winston Churchill
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I am always ready to learn although I do not always like being taught.
Winston Churchill
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Mr. Attlee is a very modest man. Indeed he has a lot to be modest about.
Winston Churchill